PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie